This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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