That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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