i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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