There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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