is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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