you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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