My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Duck Duck Cougar?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I need a beard to bite.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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