I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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