Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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