Me too!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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