Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Sext me about skeletons
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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