Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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