I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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