please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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