It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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