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man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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