i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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