the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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