My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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