thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
