ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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