It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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