so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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