I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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