do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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