I want to stick my p in your. b.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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