So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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