you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Never underestimate the power of titties
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