I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
