brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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