I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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