i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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