Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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