I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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