office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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