Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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