With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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