so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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