I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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