ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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