I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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