So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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