He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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