Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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