I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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