I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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