the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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