i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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