I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
