This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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