I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
there was a trapeze. enough said
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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