we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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